Matthew Detmer

DOT COM

Artist, chef, frontman of legendary punk bands El Cretino and Dangerous Assumptions.
Software developer, athlete, farmer, aspiring vermiculturist, writer, and director.
Auteur de Dangerous Assumptions: A Punk Rockumentary. Current work, collaborations, productions, and occasionally ambitious experiments.

Film & Production Original Music Writing & Storytelling Private Chef Farmer
"A Special Message From Matthew Detmer"
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Short introduction

I’m Matthew Detmer, a family man, farmer, chef, a writer, director, musician, [plus actor] working out of Upstate South Carolina. My work thrives on independent film, original music, immersive events, and hospitality — whether that’s producing a film, directing an event, or building out a full pop-up experience.

Production & development
Film, documentary, episodic, and live event projects—from concept and logistics to post-production.
Direction & creative
Visual language, story, performance, and world-building—behind-the-scenes notes, lookbooks, and selected directing work.
Personal projects
Experiments, writings, and side quests that don’t fit neatly anywhere else: ideas in motion, not just finished pieces.
Music & performance
Bands, solo work, live recordings, and soundtrack material. Selected tracks, session notes, and forthcoming releases.
Private chef
A fine dining background, global fusion meets upscale southern. Catering, private events, appearances.
Worms and dirt
11 years of raising birds, nurturing fruit trees, I build / install microgreen grow stations.